On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
The sex toys I ordered are being shipped to my billing address instead of shipping address. Take a guess where they're on their way to right now - my parents' house. And the package has to be signed for so there's no way around it. Fuck.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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