is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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