he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
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Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
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I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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