VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
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