Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
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We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
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even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
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