I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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