chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
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By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
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I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
I think I just sharted jello shots
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