stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
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