Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
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I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
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Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
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