the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
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I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
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