Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
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i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
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You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
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