You really coming over, don't trick.
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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