You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
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I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
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I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.