i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
She's the barista slut.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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