So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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