sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
he thought i was a dude.
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I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
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How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
I did not marry a roomba.
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