I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Two words: blizzard sex
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
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