Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
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I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
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If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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