Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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