he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
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Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
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Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
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