Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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