Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
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3pm strippers are depressing
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
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AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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