How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
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