She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
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I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
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I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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