If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
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go home
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
And then the night went full on bisexual.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
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