I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
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his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
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God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
We are all done wearing pants today
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
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