wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
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They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
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Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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