I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
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walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
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Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
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