is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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