belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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