She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
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I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
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He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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