She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
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not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
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Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
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