You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
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