love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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