I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
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i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
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I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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