Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
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hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
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A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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