i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
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