Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
Just rolled over and realized my vodka goggles are not as functional as my beer goggles
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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