are you still at the devil's house?
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
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