Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
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Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
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Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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