Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
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