So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
50% drunk capacity currently
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
Randomize
