Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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