It was confusing and full of hummus
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
.......
I'm just looking out for you.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
Randomize
