My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
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