finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
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