dude i'm inner monologue high
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
foreskin is a definite game changer
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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