We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
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