Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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