I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
I was not drunk enough for that final.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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