How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
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