okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
Randomize
