You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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