I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
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