so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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